Definitions by Lovebunny
Acegasm
Just heard that Chris Sale will be facing Justin Verlander. I had an acegasm, screaming, "yes, yes, yes". Or a few years ago when they were both awesome, I had an acegasm when I heard Carlos Zambrano was going to face Ben Sheets.
nipplitis
The scenario in which the areola and nipple poke out of the shirt in a disgusting and very obvious way, often caused by extensive loss of heat or horniness. Many males find this attractive, though it is positively sickening.
Shit! that saggy old bitch has a major case of nipplitis! How disgusting...maybe if she were 50 years younger I would have the same feelings for her as she does me...but hell no..motherfucker!