Definitions by Louis Coffin

Red Bliss 

When your gal doesn't want to have sex because it's her time of month, but offers you oral instead.

My girlfriend said, "Honey I started my period, sorry". Then she proceeded to give me head. I was in Red Bliss.

Red Bliss by Louis Coffin September 25, 2007

World's largest vibrator 

Any Harley-Davidson motorcycle.

A woman sits on a running Harley-Davidson motorcycle, the world's largest vibrator) and the vibrations can cause her to have an orgasm.

World's largest vibrator by Louis Coffin August 25, 2007

Car Wash 

A Car Wash is giving a girl anal sex then having her perform oral sex so you can follow up with vaginal sex.

After banging Lezli in the ass I had her go down on me so I could bang her in the pussy with less risk of her getting a vaginal infection. Car Wash was coined by me in summer of 2002.

Car Wash by Louis Coffin August 25, 2007