Definitions by Lottylula

Religion 

An insurance policy for bad people who are scared of hell.

Guy 1: "I just killed my neighbor's dog and had sex with a ten year old"

Guy 2: 'Wow, that's really messed up! You're going to hell for sure."

Guy 3: "Oh no, it's cool, I have religion! And I'm going to church on Sunday! Jesus loves me. Have you been saved? You should come with me."

Religion by Lottylula May 19, 2008

bratz 

Dolls that teach young girls how to dress and act like sluts.

"I bought my daughter a Bratz doll, and now she wants to be a stripper!"

bratz by Lottylula May 19, 2008

Probe

Something that young men who tan too much and have no future drive as if it's a Lotus.

"I'm such a tool, I had to buy a Ford Probe!"

Probe by Lottylula May 19, 2008