Lottylula's definitions

Religion

An insurance policy for bad people who are scared of hell.

Guy 1: "I just killed my neighbor's dog and had sex with a ten year old"

Guy 2: 'Wow, that's really messed up! You're going to hell for sure."

Guy 3: "Oh no, it's cool, I have religion! And I'm going to church on Sunday! Jesus loves me. Have you been saved? You should come with me."

by Lottylula May 19, 2008

bratz

Dolls that teach young girls how to dress and act like sluts.

"I bought my daughter a Bratz doll, and now she wants to be a stripper!"

by Lottylula May 19, 2008

Probe

Something that young men who tan too much and have no future drive as if it's a Lotus.

"I'm such a tool, I had to buy a Ford Probe!"

by Lottylula May 19, 2008