Lorelili's definitions

herbal essences

A shampoo that somehow makes women experience a sexual orgasm. One major reason why the birth rate has fallen.

(heavy moaning and delighted shrieks in the bathroom)
Teen: Oh god! Mom's using the Herbal Essences again!
Mother: Oh Yes! Yes!!! Yes!

Shampoo making people orgasm? It doesn't make me that happy and I usually have to fake it.

by Lorelili December 29, 2007

husky

Plump, stocky in body.

(Of a sound or voice) hoarse, rough, throaty, from exhaustion or emotion.

Two husky guys advanced on me. Things didn't look good the way they had their fists balled up.

Judy Garland was known largely for her husky but sweet voice, with not enough light shed on her beauty and kindness.

by Lorelili April 12, 2005

gràdh

Scottish Gaelic for love.

Tha gràdh agam ort.
(I love you.)

by Lorelili February 16, 2006

Jane Goodall

Noun. Born in London in 1934. The woman who would devote her life not only to studying the chimpanzees of Gombe, Tanzania, but also to opening people's eyes to the fact that animals, too, have feelings and personalities. She thought nothing of giving names to the animals that she studied, something that was unheard of in her day. She observed the roots of what we would call "evil" in the chimps, as well as the love and affection that chimps have for their families and friends.

Known for her passionate but gentle style of activism and for her optimistic view of life, showing that we can all make a difference... because of this, her proper title would be "Our Lady of Hope".

Appreciative of the beauty and harmony of the natural world and of the animals, and determined to protect them, Jane Goodall is a true inspiration.

by Lorelili May 16, 2007

leodag

Scottish Gaelic term referring to a slapper, a total slut. Not to be confused with "leòdag", which simply means "a flirt".

Chan dh'atharraich a smadan a-chaoidh leòghann-craoibhe agus chan dh'atharraich leodag mar thu a dòigh le fir a-chaoidh!

(A leopard never changes its spots and a slapper like you never changes her way with men!)

by Lorelili February 23, 2006

Gräfenberg

An early 20th century gynecologist, Ernst Gräfenberg, who was known for studies of the female genitals and of the female's sexual physiology in general. The g-spot has been named after him.

Gräfenberg, the capital of the lovely, warm country, Vagina. It is a difficult place to find, but well-worth it. Located about two or three inches away from the entrance to Vagina. Another important, and easier-to-find spot, Clitoris, is located in the northernmost corner of the valley betweeen the Labia Majora mountain ranges.

by Lorelili April 3, 2006

twig

A small stick.

By extension of this, someone who is bone-thin, usually unattractively so, whether they are naturally that thin or not.

Usually accompanied by chicken legs and a lack of booty in both sexes, a lack of muscle tone in males, and a lack of breasts and hips and curves in females.

Also see Twiggy, legendary 1960s supermodel who idealized this androgynous, starving waif look.

"I'm not a twig and I refuse to be."
-Kate Winslet

This little twig is my granddaughter? Aren't you feeding her?! She looks like a swizzle stick!

by Lorelili November 23, 2009