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Definitions by Lord of the Fries

Jesusplosion 

1. (n.) a burst of one Jesus or multiple Jesi from a single and relatively compact location.

2. (n.) a sudden and violent outburst of love for the Christ Man that results in bodily rupturing, sometimes internal but usually also external, and often on a large scale.

3. (n.) a sudden and violent outburst of love for the Christ Man that results in ejaculation, often on a large scale.
1. Look, Timmy's having a Jesusplosion! Look at all the tiny smiling Jesi that are streaming out of his bloody, ragged corpse on their way to the Promised Land.

2. A particularly intense Sunday morning service by Mr. T caused a righteous and massive Jesusplosion today, killing hundreds of devout churchgoers.

3. A particularly intense Sunday morning service by Mr. T caused a righteous and massive Jesusplosion today, satisfying hundreds of devout churchgoers.
A dinky barrel, small and cute.

See also: Achaea
Oh em gee, Skye made Aztecia and Latus articles. What a complete Achaeaphile.
Skye by Lord of the Fries June 28, 2005

woot woot 

Woot woot, I've got a girlfriend.
woot woot by Lord of the Fries January 30, 2003
the 1337 way of saying "sex"
Did you see that girl? She is teh secks!
secks by Lord of the Fries January 30, 2003
The imfamous "all things not weezer" message board where the cool people are.
Dude! Let's go to ATNW!
ATNW by Lord of the Fries January 30, 2003