Lord of fartz's definitions

Fart Scratch

That feeling you get when you didnt wipe enough and your crack itches like crazy. When you finally wipe it feels amazing!

Damn dude I got a fart scratch its so itchy

by Lord of fartz December 6, 2018

Tranquilize the Anaconda

Another nick name for jerking off good to use around family and friends

*At the dinner table* Excuse me I have to Tranquilize the Anaconda

by Lord of fartz December 7, 2018

Vanilla slut

Your basic white girl that sucks off a lot of dudes. People gossip about her and call her a Vanilla slut

Person 1: Did you hear about that girl
Person 2: Yeah she sucked off 3 dudes last week what a Vanilla Slut

by Lord of fartz January 19, 2019

The wank bank

A secret folder called the wank bank that contains very hot pictures of woman that you jerk off to thus the wank bank

Just added a new picture to the wank bank cant wait to open it later

by Lord of fartz December 7, 2018

Squeeze and leave

Similar to dine and dash. Squeeze and leave is when you take a poop and do not wipe.

Person 1: Hurry! We have to leave right now
Person 2: Okay i just did a squeeze and leave we can go

by Lord of fartz August 7, 2019