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Shit winds

An adjective to describe that feeling you get before everything goes to shit or it can be used to describe a shitty situation.

Cop 1: Shhh. Did you hear that Andy.
Cop 2: What is Mr.Larry.
Cop 1: It's the shit winds Andy they are blowing my boy.

Shit winds by Lord busts a turd February 3, 2019

Busting a turd

The act of taking a shit, pooping, dropping a deuce, doping an obozo, taking the browns to the super bowl.

Oh gees I'm Busting a turd in my pants.

Busting a turd by Lord busts a turd February 2, 2019

Turd cutter

One's asshole, booty hole, or whatever kids call it these days.

Holy shit Becky why is your turd cutter gaping.

Turd cutter by Lord busts a turd February 2, 2019