Busting a turd

The act of taking a shit, pooping, dropping a deuce, doping an obozo, taking the browns to the super bowl.

Oh gees I'm Busting a turd in my pants.

by Lord busts a turd February 03, 2019

Turd cutter

One's asshole, booty hole, or whatever kids call it these days.

Holy shit Becky why is your turd cutter gaping.

by Lord busts a turd February 03, 2019

Shit winds

An adjective to describe that feeling you get before everything goes to shit or it can be used to describe a shitty situation.

Cop 1: Shhh. Did you hear that Andy.
Cop 2: What is Mr.Larry.
Cop 1: It's the shit winds Andy they are blowing my boy.

by Lord busts a turd February 04, 2019