Lord Mountevans 's definitions

TNA Stink

When a wrestler has been in TNA (Total Nonstop Action) for many years then they get signed to WWE but they just reek of TNA & have the stigma of working for with the company for a long time.

Guy1: "see where WWE igned Eric Young?"
Guy2: "that guy from TNA?"
Guy1: "yeah you're right, he's covered in TNA stink

by Lord Mountevans January 29, 2017

tape trader

When you get in the business of selling & trading VHS cassette tapes. This was popular in the 90's and early 2000's & was popularised with tapes of wrestling such as WWF, ECW, AJPW, World of Sport & WCW.

tape trader
Deat BWL, I'll have a order of a 736b, 836c, 938j & 528n please.

by Lord Mountevans December 8, 2016

bluey the whale

Bluey the whale sleep whale, from birth, with love who is a soft toy who is lovely and so adorable. The gender of the whale is unknown and makes noises such as "Bap bap bap bap bap"
It's tail also goes back and forth when it swims.

Bluey also works part time at McDonald's as a cold water tap.

"Bluey!!!"
"No eating Bluey"
bluey the whale

by Lord Mountevans December 9, 2016

Tape Trading

When you get in the business of selling & trading VHS cassette tapes. This was popular in the 90's and early 2000's & was popularised with tapes of wrestling such as WWF, ECW, AJPW, World of Sport & WCW. These where mainly done over the phone or via postal orders & paid via cheque.

tape trading
"Dear BWL, Can I order 736b, 836c, 938j & 528n please.
Find the cheque attached to this letter bellow"

by Lord Mountevans December 9, 2016

Wanky Reece

A kid who goes into the toilets at your secondary school / high school and has a wank but gets caught on multiple occasion. This is known as doing a "Wanky Reece"

Guy1: "I've just seen Reece having a wank in the toilets again"
Guy2: "Good old Wanky Reece"

by Lord Mountevans December 9, 2016

Granny Hacker

When a elderly lady gets her internet taken off her by her ISP for downloading off limewire and then gives zero fucks and moves on to pirate bay.

"I got banned by my ISP, I've got to sign something saying I won't do it again"
*a month later*
"Seen this new the pirate bay thing, it's well good"

This my friends is a granny hacker

by Lord Mountevans December 9, 2016

The Don Tony and Kevin Castle show

A weekly podcast that talks about WWE, TNA, Indy Pro Wrestling news and analysis, plus mainstream entertainment, news, sports, pop culture talk, and lots more!

"The Don Tony and Kevin Castle show contains explicit language... but just because you're mature doesn't mean you can't be a little naughty"

by Lord Mountevans December 9, 2016