Lord Damon's definitions

Protein

An Item in the pokemon video game which ups attack.

My Piplup was a weak piece of shit till I crammed nine Proteins into it.

by Lord Damon October 9, 2009

Bitch I'm in a tree

A recently coined term in online gaming, especially during player versus player combat.

It means "I am so far above you," and "you can't even touch me" rolled into one phrase

noob: DUDE WTF WHY CAN"T I KILL YOU!?

pro: Bitch I'm in a Tree!

by Lord Damon September 19, 2009

Spawn-North

In MineCraft, the direction of your spawn. As compasses in the game point towards your spawn. There are also Spawn-East, Spawn-South, Spawn-West, and combinations thereof

Alright, I think there was a gold vein like twenty blocks Spawn-North

by Lord Damon November 24, 2010

Pecking Order

What you need to understand before you can start Popo's training

Popo: Alright maggots listen up, Popo's bout to teach you the pecking order... It goes: you, the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, Popo's stool, Kami, then Popo

by Lord Damon November 16, 2009

dual conversation

A conversation, usually over online chat, which has two separate unrelated topics being discussed at the same time.

guy 1: I bought a hat today, put a picture on facebook

guy 2: I asked laurie out

guy 1: NO WAY! what happened?

guy 2: I hate the hat

guy 2: she turned me down

guy 1: fuck off I'm wearing it anyway

guy 1: aww that sucks dude

guy 2: yea I mean I've had a crush on her for ages... that hat is terrible, you should burn it

dual conversation

by Lord Damon October 4, 2009

Fnatnastic

so fantastic you can't even spell it.

Dude, I read Anthony Bourdaine's Kitchen Confedential yesterday!

That's Fnatnastic!

by Lord Damon December 1, 2010

Ghetto Gamma

When playing on a laptop, tilting the screen forward and backwords causes the lighting of the game to lighten or darken. Similar to the Gamma function on most games. Ghetto Gamma is for those too lazy to pause the game and open up the menu when something is too dark or too bright.

I had to work my Ghetto Gamma when I came from the dark cave into the bright desert.

by Lord Damon April 4, 2010