Definitions by Lord Cohliani

choke the pope 

Male masturbation.

I totally choke the pope in the bathroom of Marlboro Market like all the time. I stare myself in the eyes and wonder if my boss can hear my pleasure sighs..?

choke the pope by Lord Cohliani May 29, 2018

camera 

An electronic device that allows teenage girls to take numerous images of themselves at strange angles so as to post over 9000 un-viewable images all over myspace and be the ~*SuPeR_gIrL*~.

The camera is the device of choice for the camera whore...

camera by Lord Cohliani February 6, 2010

Oasis 

Oasis is like an orgasm for your ears. Unarguably one of the greatest bands of all time.

Every one of Oasis's many songs is a perfect example of how awesome they are...

Oasis by Lord Cohliani January 25, 2010