4 definitions by Lord CJ Smythe the 1st
A larger older manly looking woman. Possibly a relative or close family friend that is so large and manly looking that she could be mistaken for practicing transvestism
I saw Aunty the other day. Oh my goodness she’s changed so much I believe she’s now in the realms of auntytransbevism
by Lord CJ Smythe the 1st January 6, 2021
An extremely vigorous back handed masturbation performed by a wife on her husband while he is still half asleep
I was dozing off when I asked my wife what the time was. You can imagine my surprise when she produced the bohemian wristwatch
by Lord CJ Smythe the 1st January 6, 2021
Usually a retired elderly couple with too much time on their hands and nothing better to do than give their neighbours grief. The husband is often hen pecked with the wife taking the lead. Can often be seen standing in the street or backyard writing down licence plate numbers or scowling at party goers.
“Hey boys” did you see the old slut standing out in the street recording visitors coming to the house? That’s absolutely tomtrishous behaviour.
by Lord CJ Smythe the 1st January 27, 2021
by Lord CJ Smythe the 1st January 24, 2021