Definitions by Longrod Von Hugedong
iCramp
The chronic, painful muscular tension in the thumb/palms caused by prolonged typing on an iPhone keyboard
River: Ay dawg, why you got that ice pack on ya hand like that?
Cletus: Ya boy had some gnarly iCramping going on earlier, gotta rally for my planned jack-off marathon tonight.
Cletus: Ya boy had some gnarly iCramping going on earlier, gotta rally for my planned jack-off marathon tonight.
iCramp by Longrod Von Hugedong April 18, 2013
Wikimpeding
The act of looking up a Wikipedia article either aimlessly or for a specific purpose (academia, research, etc.), and subsequently becoming engrossed in random articles ensuing from one's clicking of new links in each article that somehow sparked their interest; thus impeding your original efforts or simply prolonging them unnecessarily. Will often result in entire afternoons or evenings wasted, which were originally intended to be spent studying or doing something more productive- although one may have learned a few cool things in the process.
It can probably be attributed to Wikipedia's simplicity, vast information archives, and aesthetic value.
See also: procrasturbation
It can probably be attributed to Wikipedia's simplicity, vast information archives, and aesthetic value.
See also: procrasturbation
Cletus: Damn! I was just looking up the wikipedia article on quantum mechanics to get some ideas to help me start my research paper...now here I am 28 pages and 4 hours later on the article for the Shaq-Kobe feud.
Jimmy Wales: Wikimpeding strikes again! Muahahahahahaha!
Jimmy Wales: Wikimpeding strikes again! Muahahahahahaha!
Wikimpeding by Longrod Von Hugedong March 4, 2013
Shoobie Tan
A shoobie tan occurs when a person normally wears socks and/or shoes that cover their feet, and they also wear shorts. This results in the quite unattractive tan in which their feet are completely white while their legs, from the ankle up, are tanned. People with shoobie tans are usually seen on the beach in flip flops, unaware of their less-than attractive appearance.
Friend: Yo Dan, put some shoes on bro!
Dan: Yeah I know, I'm only wearing flip flops to get rid of my hideous shoobie tan.
Dan: Yeah I know, I'm only wearing flip flops to get rid of my hideous shoobie tan.
Shoobie Tan by Longrod Von Hugedong June 22, 2008
Big Joe and the Twins
Big Joe and the Twins by Longrod Von Hugedong July 2, 2007