3 definitions by Longford Lover no#1
A shithole good for nothing county in the middle of no-where in Ireland. Things do to in Westmeath may include: Getting your clubcard stolen by a pikey in Mullingar, Washing your horses and kids in Lough Ree.
Did ye see yer aul wan up there in Westmeath the other day? high as a kite with the face on her like Shergar, yis would think she's from Roscommon, pure gobshite.
by Longford Lover no#1 August 7, 2021
When you be jerking off with your hand going from the shaft to the tip but you do it so fast and carefree your balls hit your hands whilst doing it.
by Longford Lover no#1 October 3, 2023