shagwipe

Anything that is used to wipe up after sex, including but not limited to: Kleenex, towels, small pets, shirts, sheets, pants, underroos, hair, socks, toothbrushes, adult diapers, etc.
Non-use of shagbag will result in a dirty shagwipe and a larger shagslick...
It can also leave crunchies in your pubes.

She: Dumbass, go grab me a shagwipe to clean off this mess

by Long Willy Wonka September 11, 2007

shagrag

Anything that is used to wipe up after sex, including but not limited to: Kleenex, towels, small pets, shirts, sheets, pants, underroos, hair, socks, toothbrushes, adult diapers, etc.
Non-use of shagbag will result in a dirty shagwipe and a larger shagslick...
It can also leave crunchies in your pubes.
Similar to shagwipe

She: Either clean this off with your mouth or go get a shagrag

by Long Willy Wonka September 11, 2007

shagslick

The wet spot left behind after having intercourse.

Her: My boyfriend always makes me sleep in the shagslick. F*cking Bastard.

by Long Willy Wonka September 11, 2007