Definitions by Long Shoe Larry

biscuits 

Slang for a pair of Stacy Adams cap toed shoes. Madison or Concord models.

He wore reverse pleated slacks and a pair of heated biscuits.

biscuits by Long Shoe Larry March 9, 2008

dirt farmer 

A little known phrase for a homosexual person

Take a look at that dirt farmer.

dirt farmer by Long Shoe Larry March 9, 2008

gorilla finger 

This is a common slang for a human turd. Often used in conjunction with having to make ashit.

I have a gorilla finger scratching at my drawers.

gorilla finger by Long Shoe Larry March 9, 2008

turd rancher 

A little known phrase for a homosexual person.

That palce was filled with a bunch of turd ranchers.

turd rancher by Long Shoe Larry March 9, 2008

unicorn with sunglasses 

Heterosxual act where the female has her mouth placed upon the man's anus. Thus placing his testcles before her eyes with the base of his penis at her forhead. Of course this may also work between two men.

I had her looking like a unicorn with sunglasses.

unicorn with sunglasses by Long Shoe Larry March 9, 2008