Long Shoe Larry's definitions

turd rancher

A little known phrase for a homosexual person.

That palce was filled with a bunch of turd ranchers.

by Long Shoe Larry March 9, 2008

biscuits

Slang for a pair of Stacy Adams cap toed shoes. Madison or Concord models.

He wore reverse pleated slacks and a pair of heated biscuits.

by Long Shoe Larry March 9, 2008

unicorn with sunglasses

Heterosxual act where the female has her mouth placed upon the man's anus. Thus placing his testcles before her eyes with the base of his penis at her forhead. Of course this may also work between two men.

I had her looking like a unicorn with sunglasses.

by Long Shoe Larry March 9, 2008

dirt farmer

A little known phrase for a homosexual person

Take a look at that dirt farmer.

by Long Shoe Larry March 9, 2008

gorilla finger

This is a common slang for a human turd. Often used in conjunction with having to make ashit.

I have a gorilla finger scratching at my drawers.

by Long Shoe Larry March 9, 2008