Definitions by Long Shlong John

koon laugh

When you laugh like a black person (loud and uncalled for)

that chick, Janine Cook, has mastered the koon laugh

koon laugh by Long Shlong John March 5, 2012

pinch a pound 

when you can put your hand on someones stomach (usually women) and squeeze you are able to grab a full pound of flab.

when you met your girl skinny and now all she does is sit on her fat ass...for so long you can now pinch a pound were her abs used to or should be!

pinch a pound by long shlong john March 19, 2010

6 pointed star 

sexual-position; where the man approaches women from behind on knees, while women lay on back with arch, keeping legs closed up until the knees where she would divide her ankles on mans shoulders. specifically thrusting the vagina, man will keep ahold womens knees together, while women hold mans knees on floor. illumanating a "6 pointed star" figure.

Kendra offered the 6 pointed star to her lover tonight.

6 pointed star by Long shlong john January 30, 2010