Definitions by Long Danglee sack

shiddma

shiddma is when you need to shit quick.

"Hey, Johnny! Run I need to shiddma quick"
"Calm down Bill it's only a 'shiddma'

Neiz is a god in people's eyes or maybe a robot he's that much of a beast and gets all the hooks. P.S has a 89 inch peen, also the king of jews.

"Did you see neiz tonight Abi?"
"Nah he's probably hooking up with hannah"

"Oh yeah I forgot, no duh"