freshly squeezed

When you squeeze out your farts nice and fresh, they become freshly squeezed!

Hey Steve, come and take a whiff of this fart! It's freshly squeezed too!

by LonePooper February 04, 2018

pee high

After a long piss, when you feel so good about your bladder being finally empty, that you get a natural high.

After a long night of beer drinking, he finally emptied his bladder and got the best pee high he ever had!

by LonePooper May 04, 2018

fresh cut roses

What you call the smell of your own farts. Because to you, that's what they really smell like!

Oh yeah, that fart I just did smells like fresh cut roses. Freshly squeezed too!

by LonePooper February 04, 2018

5 star shit

When you rate your shits on a scale of 1 to 5, with 5 being the highest honor. A shit to be proud of, especially if you fill the bowl and clog it too!

Oh man, I just took the nastiest 5 star shit! A total bowl filler and it clogged the toilet! I had to plunge it and flush it 10 times until it all went down!

by LonePooper May 03, 2018

Gaseous Rex

Someone whose farts are so foul and lethal, they can kill more people than a raging T-Rex.

Oh no, Gaseous Rex just had Mexican food for lunch. Better get outta here before we get a whiff of his lethal stench!

by LonePooper January 27, 2018

shredded shit

When your turds look like shredded wheat coming out. Usually when you eat lots of fiber.

Wow, I just took a nice shredded shit! I swear that the All Bran is cleaning me out!

by LonePooper February 06, 2018

gas proud

Proud to fart under any circumstance, whether in private, in public, in front of a few, or in front of an audience. Never has any shame.

Jim: Man, Steve will fart in front iof anybody. He never gets embarrassed.

Russ: Yup. Steve is gas proud!

by LonePooper December 30, 2019