When you take a shit so bad and so hot, that it feels like the pot is actually boiling beneath your ass!
Russ: I took such a spicy Mexican shit, that I thought the toilet was going to melt!
Jim: Oh, so you did a pot boiler? Nice!
Jim: Oh, so you did a pot boiler? Nice!
by LonePooper March 10, 2018
Hey Jim, I just had to run to the bowl. My ass hit the seat and I just did a five star shit! It was a real pot boiler! I thought the porcelain would melt, it was that hot!
Damn Russ, one for the records books!
Damn Russ, one for the records books!
by LonePooper February 28, 2018
When you're pissed off at someone and decide to destroy their bathroom with a major smelly shit to get back at them.
I had to wait so freaking long at the doctor's office it was ridiculous. Right before I left the office, I took bowel vengeance in their waiting room barhroom! Then I high tailed it out of there! Let then llm smell my essence!
by LonePooper September 16, 2019
Loudspeaker announcement: Attention please. Remember that there will be track practice after school at 3:30 today.
You: Oh, joy bliss! Track practice!
You: Oh, joy bliss! Track practice!
by LonePooper February 03, 2018
What you say out loud, when you're watching a bad lame cheap porno film or even a bad regular film, and you can distinctly hear the director in the background giving directions to the actors during a scene.
Man, i was watching a bad porno flick, and a could hear the director in the background saying, "Get closer to the pussy! Get closer! Eat that pussy!"
I laughed so loud then immediately said "Yeah low budget!"
I laughed so loud then immediately said "Yeah low budget!"
by LonePooper January 21, 2018
Oh no, Gaseous Rex just had Mexican food for lunch. Better get outta here before we get a whiff of his lethal stench!
by LonePooper January 27, 2018
When an actor dies in the movies, especially a violent death, and he's got a blissful, euphoric, yet stupid look on his face.
by LonePooper February 03, 2018