LonePooper's definitions

trifecta shit

Taking 3 perfectly executed shits in a row. Can also be called a Triple Crown Shit!

Hey Jim, I took 3 shits in a row this morning! Each time I pulled up my pants, I had to shit again!

Nice job Steve, you took a Trifecta Shit! One for the records books!

by LonePooper February 26, 2018

five star shit

The best shit you can take, on a rating of 1 to 5, 5 being the best! One that would win you a prize for the best bowel movement.

Dude, I'm telling you. I took a five star shit! One for the records books. A real bowl filler too!

by LonePooper January 25, 2018

five minute piss

A urination that literally takes 5 minutes to complete. Usually done after a long night of drinking.

Man, I swear. I had to pee so bad this morning, that I took a five minute piss! Got a pee high now!

by LonePooper May 4, 2018

SES

Sudden Explosive Shit. When you gotta go, you hit the toilet, and the turds come flying out like an explosion.

Oh man, I just did the hugest SES! I had to seriously ride the bowl until it all came out! Now I got the greatest shit high.

by LonePooper January 20, 2018

shredded shit

When your turds look like shredded wheat coming out. Usually when you eat lots of fiber.

Wow, I just took a nice shredded shit! I swear that the All Bran is cleaning me out!

by LonePooper February 6, 2018

Share the smealth

Farting in public, making sure you share the smell with as many people as possible. A pun on "share the wealth".

I passed gas on a packed bus today. I know everyone got a whiff of it. Ya gotta share the smealth!

by LonePooper January 27, 2018

Scalpoween

When one is attacked and scalped on Halloween! A pun on Halloween.

Joe: I stopped at the motel on Halloween, and the bald proprietor burst in and scalped me!
Russ: Aw man, sounds like a Scalpoween!

by LonePooper December 16, 2019