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After a long piss, when you feel so good about your bladder being finally empty, that you get a natural high.
After a long night of beer drinking, he finally emptied his bladder and got the best pee high he ever had!
by LonePooper May 4, 2018
Get the pee high mug.A urination that literally takes 5 minutes to complete. Usually done after a long night of drinking.
by LonePooper May 4, 2018
Get the five minute piss mug.A person with the ability to clear an entire room with their farts, especially when done via the SBD/silent but deadly method. A pun on "stealth bomber".
Steve just did a smealth bomber in the cafeteria! Cleared the whole place out! All he said was it was a gift from the gods to share, and that you gotta share the smealth!
by LonePooper May 4, 2018
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Man, i was watching a bad porno flick, and a could hear the director in the background saying, "Get closer to the pussy! Get closer! Eat that pussy!"
I laughed so loud then immediately said "Yeah low budget!"
I laughed so loud then immediately said "Yeah low budget!"
by LonePooper May 3, 2018
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Oh man, I just took the nastiest 5 star shit! A total bowl filler and it clogged the toilet! I had to plunge it and flush it 10 times until it all went down!
by LonePooper May 3, 2018
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Man, when i was traveling all over the country, i did some large cloggers in many a hotel toilet. I am the Cloggernaut!
by LonePooper May 3, 2018
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Episode 4: A New Poop
Episode 5: The Empire Shits Back
Episode 6: Return of the ShitEye
Episode 1: The Phantom Ghost Shit
Episode 2: Attack of the Colons
Episode 3: Revenge of the Shits
Episode 7: The Force in my Colon Awakens
Episode 8: The Last ShitEye
Episode 9: The Shit to End all Shits
Episode 4: A New Poop
Episode 5: The Empire Shits Back
Episode 6: Return of the ShitEye
Episode 1: The Phantom Ghost Shit
Episode 2: Attack of the Colons
Episode 3: Revenge of the Shits
Episode 7: The Force in my Colon Awakens
Episode 8: The Last ShitEye
Episode 9: The Shit to End all Shits
Did you see any of the Turd Wars films?
No, they're all crap. But it did made the Force in my Colon awaken!
No, they're all crap. But it did made the Force in my Colon awaken!
by LonePooper May 2, 2018
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