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by London_guitarist September 21, 2005
Get the Itachi mug.When you're checking out a hot girl and she was totally expecting it, so you quickly look away, but at this point its too late.. cos its blindingly obvious you were caught in the perve.
It doesn't always have to be the girl that catches you, sometimes it can be the boyfriend of the girl who you only notice a second later, when hes giving the evils.
It doesn't always have to be the girl that catches you, sometimes it can be the boyfriend of the girl who you only notice a second later, when hes giving the evils.
dude: mate, check out the girl over there!
mate: o yeah awesome!!..o crap...
dude: what?
mate: I just got caught in the perve
innocent dude: woah!! that girl has nice tits!
boyfriend: what the f*** you think you're doing checking out my girl!?
innocent dude: crap
mate: o yeah awesome!!..o crap...
dude: what?
mate: I just got caught in the perve
innocent dude: woah!! that girl has nice tits!
boyfriend: what the f*** you think you're doing checking out my girl!?
innocent dude: crap
by London_guitarist August 7, 2010
Get the caught in the perve mug.When you're in a restaurant and you're asked the taste the wine, not knowing really what you are tasting for, so you sniff the wine before you drink it, drink and nod in acceptance... whilst you find the whole formality unnecessary and pretentious
Waitor comes over and shows the bottle label to diner.
Diner: yeah... that's the one I ordered, what do you want me to say?
Waitor pours about 3 sips of liquid in the glass and "Shows you the glass"
Diner sips it.... the whole table is now in suspense
Diner nods in acceptance and everyone in proximity has a sigh of relief and ponders on the 2 minutes wasted on wine tasting and the diner for his wine connoisseur bluff
Diner: yeah... that's the one I ordered, what do you want me to say?
Waitor pours about 3 sips of liquid in the glass and "Shows you the glass"
Diner sips it.... the whole table is now in suspense
Diner nods in acceptance and everyone in proximity has a sigh of relief and ponders on the 2 minutes wasted on wine tasting and the diner for his wine connoisseur bluff
by London_guitarist August 7, 2010
Get the wine connoisseur bluff mug.The standard universal answer you give or are given when the following questions are asked:
How long you gonna be mate?
When is the food ready?
How far away are you?
How Long will this take?
Usually, 10 minutes is a gross underestimate and can actuallly mean anywhere from 30 minutes to 4 hours
How long you gonna be mate?
When is the food ready?
How far away are you?
How Long will this take?
Usually, 10 minutes is a gross underestimate and can actuallly mean anywhere from 30 minutes to 4 hours
on the phone...:
Person 1: How far away are you?
Person 2: O, only about 10 minutes?
Person 1: Cool I'll see you there
Person 2 only just woke up
Angry diner: When is the food ready?! it's been 30 minutes already!!
Waitor: Yeh, in about 10 minutes?
Waitor tells the kitchen to start cooking
Person 1: How far away are you?
Person 2: O, only about 10 minutes?
Person 1: Cool I'll see you there
Person 2 only just woke up
Angry diner: When is the food ready?! it's been 30 minutes already!!
Waitor: Yeh, in about 10 minutes?
Waitor tells the kitchen to start cooking
by London_guitarist October 14, 2010
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