London El Vis's definitions

Spunk Monk

A masturbator. One who bashes the bishop. A wanker.

"No wonder it don't work, spunk monk, you havent switched it on" !!

by London El Vis September 29, 2005

dropped the bat

Had a shit. Sometimes it can be stated as "dropped his bat".
Especially funny when cricket commentators observe certain things.

"Don't go in there for ten minutes I've just dropped the bat"

"O jeeeeez have you dropped your bat"

In cricket commentry...
"Montgommery to bowl to Jefferies now and ... oh .. jefferies has dropped his bat in front of the stumps, and its put the wicket keeper off his concentration"

by London El Vis October 4, 2005

Pillock

A person who commits a stupid act or one who's stupidity backfires.

"You burnt the toast AGAIN !? thats three times now, you pillock".

by London El Vis October 10, 2005

Nutty Duds

Trousers that have been accidentally soiled by their owner.

Pants that have been shit into - (for the unsubtle veiwer).

"There's a terrible smell like something died here, dude.
Are you wearing Nutty Duds ?"
or...
"I swear the stink was so bad he must have had Nutty Duds"

by London El Vis September 29, 2005

touch man

One who lights another person's fart.

Ok fellas - this is gonna be a showstopper !
Touch man, are you ready ?

by London El Vis September 30, 2005

Brewers Bugle

A limp cock due to excessive drinking.
Similar to "brewers droop"

Oh no man, how's she gonna blow that?
I've picked up the brewers bugle.

or
Yeah mann, I fuckin left the pub with the brewers bugle.

by London El Vis September 30, 2005

Snodgrass

A character in a British kids comic book.

Did you see what Snodgrass got up to this week

by London El Vis October 5, 2005