Definitions by Loafus Crambwell

Alabama Baby Steps 

When you're fucking your pregnant sister and the baby inadvertently gives you a footjob.

Cletus, Cletus, Cletus... I wouldn't have cummed in you last night if it hadn't been for the Alabama Baby Steps.

Alabama Baby Steps by Loafus Crambwell May 6, 2019

Alabama Delivery Package 

1. When you surprise your cousin with a SPECIAL delivery 😏.

2. When you live in Alabama and UPS comes to your house.

I got an Alabama Delivery Package yesterday!!!

Alabama Delivery Package by Loafus Crambwell May 6, 2019

Alabama Whiteboard

A wall of white people to prevent the minorities from entering the school.

Damn... Our district is so fucked up, we had to use the Alabama Whiteboard twice in the same day!

Alabama Whiteboard by Loafus Crambwell May 6, 2019

ancestry.com 

The top dating site of Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, West Virginia, Georgia, Arkansas, Tennessee, Kentucky, Texas, Montana, Idaho, Wyoming, Arizona, New Mexico, Maine, South Carolina, North Carolina, Virginia, Florida, New Jersey, Ohio, Missouri, Utah, Oklahoma, Kansas, Nebraska, Illinois, Iowa, Nevada, North Dakota, South Dakota, and Alaska

Oh yeah, I hit my cousin up on ancestry.com last night.

ancestry.com by Loafus Crambwell May 6, 2019

Chromosomes in the Bag 

What you say when you want people to fear you

PUT THE CHROMOSOMES IN THE BAG!!!!

Chromosomes in the Bag by Loafus Crambwell May 6, 2019