Fixer

The man or woman who knows where to get items of dubious legal status. A mixture Fence, Scalper, and Concierge. Managers, Handlers, Fixers, and Gofers all do basicly the same job.

"My Fixer got me a great deal on these tickets!"

by Lizzy D November 09, 2007

Awesubation

The act of stroking one's own ego for no other reason then to simply point it out. Like Ego Masturbation.

Simon: "I hope no one forgets how good a driver I am!"
Lidia: "The Awesubation never stops!"

by Lizzy D May 27, 2009