Definitions by Lizly

Rumpty 

Old, ramshackle, badly built and a bit rustic.

The fence was so rumpty it fell down when she shut the gate.

Rumpty by Lizly October 21, 2013

IVF mum 

40-something first-time mother who's given up a high-flown job and organises her baby mercilessly, feeding it fresh organic veg and buying only the most expensive natural fibre designer clothing. Only the best will do!

Awww, baby Emily is sooo cute - GOD, is that a non-GE goats-milk latte in her bottle?? What an IVF mum!

IVF mum by lizly November 12, 2008

IVF mum 

40-something first-time "perfect" mother who manages her baby relentlessly, feeding it only the choicest organic veg and dressing it in non-GE natural-fibre designer clothing.

Look at that poor baby in the 4-wheel drive bio-fuel buggy...OMG is it wearing Armani??? WHAT an IVF mum!

IVF mum by lizly November 10, 2008