Urban Linguist

One who excels at making up new words for the Urban Dictionary

In my spare time I am an urban linguist!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 14, 2019

Cunning Linguist

One who has a sharp tongue, has a mastery of words, and is quick with a remark or comeback.

Don't fall for her sales pitch as she is a cunning linguist!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 14, 2019

sink the eight ball

v- to take a dump

Boys, I have to go sink the eight ball!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz July 25, 2019

gefluffle

To become tongue tied, made speechless, to have your train of thought derailed in the middle of a conversation

Every time he gets observed, he becomes gefluffled and loses his audience.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 09, 2016

dutch diver

A Dutch diver is a person who dives under the covers to "enter the Dutch Oven" to get the full effect.

If I knew earlier that she was a Dutch Diver, I would have had another bowl of chili!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 09, 2016

Lobstritician

A Doctor that specializes in lobsters

Bob is a lobstritician and keeps butter at his practice!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 14, 2019

cuntsecutive

A bitchy woman who is an executive at a firm

My boss is a certified cuntsecutive!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz July 25, 2019