The medical term for having a fear of Labrador retrievers.
My mailman has such Labraphobia that he leaves my mail at the neighbors house.
A Dutch diver is a person who dives under the covers to "enter the Dutch Oven" to get the full effect.
If I knew earlier that she was a Dutch Diver, I would have had another bowl of chili!
When you are wiping your ass and you get shit on the side of your thumb.
That dude came out of the bathroom stall and he had a Shumb and didn't even know it!
A beautiful, serene and peaceful bathroom, where you can find happiness and relief in a lovely, stress-free environment.
While they planned the renovations, plans for the perfect shitopia emerged.
When you fuck a woman (or man) in their dirty ass and you both end up covered in shit.
Beth and I had a "shibang" and now we have to change the sheets!
A Doctor that specializes in lobsters
Bob is a lobstritician and keeps butter at his practice!
A raspberry performed on the lower belly.
In bed last night she gave me a twerple.
