Definitions by Lizard boots and Lipshitz

Lobstritician 

A Doctor that specializes in lobsters

Bob is a lobstritician and keeps butter at his practice!

Lobstritician by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 14, 2019

drop Timmy in the well 

An expression meaning to take a dump.

Will you please excuse me while I drop Timmy in the well?

drop Timmy in the well by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

deliver dark souls to Satan 

An expression meaning to take a dump.

Will you excuse me while I deliver dark souls to Satan?

deliver dark souls to Satan by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

dunk the munchkins 

An expression meaning to take a dump

Will you excuse me while I go dunk the munchkins?

dunk the munchkins by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

smocused 

Smoking certain types of marijuana that enable acute focus on the task.

I have a whole lot of paperwork to do, so let me get smocused here.

smocused by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

gemocide

N: the act of buying an engagement ring for your girlfriend, signaling the end of bachelorhood.

I heard that Jimmy committed gemocide with his girlfriend the other day.

gemocide by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

hobophobic

N: fear of hobos, homeless people and street dwellers

If I had known how hobophobic he was, I would not have walked in downtown LA with him.

hobophobic by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019