Lizard boots and Lipshitz's definitions

Urban Linguist

One who excels at making up new words for the Urban Dictionary

In my spare time I am an urban linguist!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 14, 2019

turdulent

Someone or something that is as slow as shit.

His turdulent intellect kept him at the check in counter forever.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 23, 2016

schnoodle

N: a dog breed cross between a schnauzer and a poodle

Jimmy's new puppy is a schnoodle.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

Shitopia

A beautiful, serene and peaceful bathroom, where you can find happiness and relief in a lovely, stress-free environment.

While they planned the renovations, plans for the perfect shitopia emerged.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 16, 2016

dunk the munchkins

An expression meaning to take a dump

Will you excuse me while I go dunk the munchkins?

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

Lyngnastics

The exercise of making up new words for Urban Dictionary.

My girlfriend and I do Lyngnastics for fun and to keep our tongues in shape.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 14, 2019

bingasm

N. (1) The violent shudders and perspiration of the person winning the bingo game, resembling a sexual orgasm.

Those church ladies at the Saturday night bingo games love their bingasms.
LIstening to the church ladies' bingasms cracks me up!
I think granny bingasmed when they called B-7.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 8, 2019