Saskatoonie Handy Jay

The act of getting a handjob by someone wearing rough textured wool mittens.
Last night at the Zoo, Brad's mom gave me a Saskatoonie Handy Jay while we were sitting on the bench watching the penguins swim.
by Little BB November 24, 2013
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Scandinavian skyscraper

The act of getting a handjob from a ginger kids mother while she is getting penetrated by two others.
Dude, I gave Brad's mom a Scandinavian Skyscraper last night while Joe and Eric DP'ed her.
by Little BB August 07, 2013
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canadian meat mittens

Wool Mittens that have been used for giving saskatoonie handy jays. The mittens might have a slight musty smell to them.
Brad, dude , your moms hands smell like she has been wearing canadian meat mittens!
by Little BB November 22, 2013
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