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Definitions by Literate Scouser

Wax lighting 

Wax lighting is a variation of gas lighting but it's done along a long period of time.
"omg Beth's been gas lighting me for years!"

"she's wax lighting you mate"

Lew-sniff 

A method of snorting drugs that are stuck in your nose
By making a pig noise using your throat and breathing in violently through your nose, good for clearing your nose generally too.
"Shit it might be stuck try the lew-sniff"

"oh my god it just hit me all at once 👀"
Lew-sniff by Literate Scouser February 5, 2019

Moggy donk

Usually defined as 'just moggy donk', it doesn't have a set definition.

It is a contextual phrase that can be used as a placeholder word in conversation and when you're asked a question you don't know the answer to.
1. "Sculptor Frederic Auguste Bartholdi based the face of the Statue of Liberty on whom?"
"Moggy donk!"

2. "That is just moggy donk.."
Moggy donk by Literate Scouser January 29, 2019

Non-head 

Pronounced Non-ed

A comedic derogatory term used to describe someone who is stupid or has said something stupid.
The name derives from someone figuratively not having a head therefore no brain.
"ahaha Harry you're such a non-head I can't believe you said that"
Non-head by Literate Scouser January 13, 2019