Lipcose's definitions
Getting a girl in the mood after asking her if she would like to be qwonked in the bush. When getting qwonksexual, it almost always results in getting laid multiple times directly in the bush. This word originated from the extremely famous VRChat YouTuber, Qwonk.
Person 1: Hey gurl, you want me to Qwonk you in the bush?
Person 2: Oooo you’re trying to get qwonksexual with me aren’t you? That’s kinky
Person 1: Cum here and show me that bush
Person 2: OH YES DADDY *spreads legs*
Person 2: Oooo you’re trying to get qwonksexual with me aren’t you? That’s kinky
Person 1: Cum here and show me that bush
Person 2: OH YES DADDY *spreads legs*
by Lipcose July 15, 2018
Get the Qwonksexualmug. A cookie filled with large amounts of horse semen generally created in an ass bakery. This term originated from the autistic subscribers of Qwonk (the extremely famous VRChat player). World of Warcraft, Runescape, and VRChat are now filled with people asking others if they want a Qwonk cookie!
Person 1: Yo! You want a Qwonk cookie?
Person 2: Fuck yes! Give me that Qwonk cookie right on my lips as long as it’s fresh out of the ass bakery!
Person 1: OK I'm taking it out of the ass bakery right now you little Qwonk!!! FUCK!
Person 2: Fuck yes! Give me that Qwonk cookie right on my lips as long as it’s fresh out of the ass bakery!
Person 1: OK I'm taking it out of the ass bakery right now you little Qwonk!!! FUCK!
by Lipcose July 15, 2018
Get the Qwonk Cookiemug. An ass bakery is a bakery filled with huge amounts of cookies containing Qwonk semen and gallons of horse semen. World of Warcraft, VRChat, and Runescape players alike are joining together to eat at the ass bakery of Qwonk. This term originated from the autistic subscribers of Qwonk (the really famous VRChat player).
Person 1: Yo! You want a cookie from the ass bakery?
Person 2: Fuck yes! Give me that Qwonk cookie right on my lips as long as it’s fresh out of the ass bakery! I'll Qwonk someone right in the bush as long as they're hungry for my butts!
Person 1: OK I'm taking it out of the ass bakery right now you little Qwonk!!! FUCK!
Person 2: Hell yes stick it up my ass right now! Fresh out of the ass bakery daddy that's just how I like it!
Person 2: Fuck yes! Give me that Qwonk cookie right on my lips as long as it’s fresh out of the ass bakery! I'll Qwonk someone right in the bush as long as they're hungry for my butts!
Person 1: OK I'm taking it out of the ass bakery right now you little Qwonk!!! FUCK!
Person 2: Hell yes stick it up my ass right now! Fresh out of the ass bakery daddy that's just how I like it!
by Lipcose July 18, 2018
Get the Ass Bakerymug. An ass bakery filled with huge amounts of cookies containing gallons of horse semen and Qwonk semen. World of Warcraft, VRChat, and Runescape players alike are joining together to eat at the ass bakery of Qwonk. This term originated from the autistic subscribers of Qwonk (the really famous VRChat player).
Person 1: Yo! You want a Qwonk cookie from the Qwonk bakery?
Person 2: Fuck yes! Give me that Qwonk cookie right on my lips as long as it’s fresh out of the ass bakery!
Person 1: OK I'm taking it out of the ass bakery right now you little Qwonk!!! FUCK!
Person 2: Hell yes stick it up my ass right now!
Person 2: Fuck yes! Give me that Qwonk cookie right on my lips as long as it’s fresh out of the ass bakery!
Person 1: OK I'm taking it out of the ass bakery right now you little Qwonk!!! FUCK!
Person 2: Hell yes stick it up my ass right now!
by Lipcose July 15, 2018
Get the Qwonk Bakerymug. The magical sauce excreted by the extremely famous VRChat player Qwonk. This sauce is used in ass bakeries all over the world and is spread in water conduits throughout the earth. Qwonk sauce is possibly the cause of all current virtual reality pregnancies making Qwonk the ultimate daddy.
Person 1: Holy shit did Kate get pregnant?
Person 2: Yeah she gave a lap dance and got a little bit of Qwonk sauce on her!
Person 1: OH FUCK THAT’S MY WIFE I’M GONNA BEAT QWONK’S ASS
Person 2: Hell yes stick it up my ass right now!
Person 2: Yeah she gave a lap dance and got a little bit of Qwonk sauce on her!
Person 1: OH FUCK THAT’S MY WIFE I’M GONNA BEAT QWONK’S ASS
Person 2: Hell yes stick it up my ass right now!
by Lipcose July 15, 2018
Get the Qwonk Saucemug. Going into random World of Warcraft servers and VRChat lobbies and telling people to “Qwonk my bush”. This originated from the autistic subscribers of Qwonk (the really famous VRChat player). World of Warcraft servers are now filled with people asking others to "Qwonk me daddy".
Person 1: Let's go Qwonking!
Person 2: Qwonk my bush or else I'm gonna Qwonk you right on the lips you little bitch!
Person 1: OK I'm hopping on to WoW right now you little Qwonk!!!
Person 2: Qwonk my bush or else I'm gonna Qwonk you right on the lips you little bitch!
Person 1: OK I'm hopping on to WoW right now you little Qwonk!!!
by Lipcose July 13, 2018
Get the Qwonkingmug. A rare massage given with lots of bootie sauce drippings and dingleberries containing rare Qwonk semen, Qwonk sauce, and gallons of dehydrated horse semen. This term originated from the autistic subscribers of Qwonk (the extremely famous VRChat player).
Person 1: Bro! You want a Qwonk massage?
Person 2: Hell yeah dude! I need extra dingleberry drippings though if you give me a qwonk massage!
Person 1: OK bro I got you take your pants off.
Person 2: Oh yes daddy but why do you need that cheese grater?
Person 2: Hell yeah dude! I need extra dingleberry drippings though if you give me a qwonk massage!
Person 1: OK bro I got you take your pants off.
Person 2: Oh yes daddy but why do you need that cheese grater?
by Lipcose July 20, 2018
Get the Qwonk Massagemug.