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An extremely deadly disease from being qwonked directly in the mouth hole with tons of bootie sauce drippings and dingleberry crust (but only when dingleberry crust is present on the outside). Sometimes qwonkitis involves taking a dump with deadly amounts of dehydrated horse semen. This term originated from the autistic subscribers of Qwonk (the extremely famous VRChat player).
Person 1: Bro! You got that qwonkitis?

Person 2: Hell yeah dude! I needed some extra dingleberry crust for my dad’s toaster to get it lubed up.

Person 1: OK bro just take your pants off I’ll help you out.

Person 2: Oh yes daddy but why do you need that cheese grater?
by Lipcose July 20, 2018
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