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the boundary of a black hole at which nothing can escape
If you are in an event horizon send me a postcard.
by Linux System Message March 26, 2004

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The best band in the History of the world.
#1) PM5K
#2) Tenacious D
#3) There is no #3, every other band is crap.
by Linux System Message March 29, 2004

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According to FUH2.com:

The H2 is "the ultimate poseur vehicle", "a gas guzzler", "a polluter", "a death machine", and "a tax loophole"
Anyone who drives a Hummer is compensating for somthing. Excluding Bam Margera who got paid to drive one in "Viva la Bam" by the Hummer company.
by Linux System Message February 29, 2004

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A game you should never play. It may seem fun at first but after 2 years you will say to yourself "Holy Shit! This game blows!".
Runescape is a game run by middle school kids because they don't halfto get off thier lazy asses and get a job at CVS, which you will in turn get fired from for no god damn reason.
by Linux System Message March 05, 2004

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An awesome team that every incoherent, dumbass, po-dunk, redneck seems to think sucks. Big fucking deal if they had a bad year, lets see your inbred team do good with over 1/2 thier starters hurt.
49er fan: The Fortay-Niners are fabulous!!1111

Jet fan: Hey, yous Raiders betters shuts yous faces before I kills yous.

Buck fan: What! We've only had 6 winning seasons in 28 years?! We DO suck!
by Linux System Message April 03, 2004

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A team that could be coached by a 2 year old that know the words "run it".
Billick: Ok heres what were going to do on this play, we're going to run the ball. As a matter of fact why don't we just run the ball every single time?
by Linux System Message April 03, 2004

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The Super bowl is the crowning of the best American football team in the world. If the rest of the world doesn't want to watch American football then don't, no one is forcing you to. We don't say shit about rugby or whatever the fuck you play, why do you?
English people dont get that Americans don't give a shit about what they think.
by Linux System Message April 06, 2004

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