Definitions by Linda, listen
Testerical
Losing your entire mind over something a woman would get side-eyed for feeling calmly. See: throwing a stapler because the wifi buffered, screaming at a referee like he ran over your dog, or explaining "I'm not mad, I'm just PASSIONATE" at a volume that suggests otherwise.
Origin: testes + hysterical. Because apparently hysteria was always a hormone problem, women just had the wrong hormone.
Origin: testes + hysterical. Because apparently hysteria was always a hormone problem, women just had the wrong hormone.
Testerical by Linda, listen August 4, 2026
Briefcase Baddie
A Briefcase Baddie (noun) is the one who walks into the room and quietly rewrites the rules. Sharp-minded, sharp-dressed, and not here to play small. They can lead a meeting, spot the dysfunction in a “quick sync,” and still make time for joy, rest, and a life that actually matters.
They don’t live to work — they work the system to build a life on their terms. Fluent in ambition and boundaries. Unavailable for grind culture. Unbothered by performative hustle.
They’re not chasing titles — they’re chasing freedom.
Everyone wants to be one. Most companies don’t deserve them.
But they’re here anyway…until they’re not.
They don’t live to work — they work the system to build a life on their terms. Fluent in ambition and boundaries. Unavailable for grind culture. Unbothered by performative hustle.
They’re not chasing titles — they’re chasing freedom.
Everyone wants to be one. Most companies don’t deserve them.
But they’re here anyway…until they’re not.
After realizing she was managing her boss’s job and emotional stability, Taylor quietly updated their résumé, blocked off Fridays, and booked a solo trip to Mexico. Total Briefcase Baddie move.
Briefcase Baddie by Linda, listen July 31, 2025