Limbodancer's definitions

hands turn

Another word for work.

Im 33 and I haven't done a hands turn since I left school.

by Limbodancer November 5, 2018

dramaboy

A male that can cause a fuss over nothing. Exaggerates problems. Likes to roar and shout about nothing.

Dramaboy is going nuts in there. Someone looked at his woman. Someone will have to restrain him before he completely wrecks the place

by Limbodancer November 6, 2018

sweenyitis

Condition when someone feels the urge to leave work to go out for a smoke at least 20 times per shift. The person will also be lazy, have no consideration for work colleagues and usually be a hindrance. There is no cure for severe sweenyitis but can be cured if caught at a very early stage.

I think I have sweenyitis. I just can't resist standing out in the smokehut and leaving my work colleagues to do all the work.

by Limbodancer November 5, 2018

bark buster

Another name for a 2 litre bottle of cider. Seems to have originated in Northern Ireland. Usually drunk by underage drinkers who can't afford anything else to drink.

I managed to scrounge £2 of my ma for a bark buster tonight. I'm gonna drink myself unconscious.

by Limbodancer November 4, 2018

chocker

Native of craigavon with a head that resembles a cube and speaks through clenched teeth. Usually asks people for cigarettes or money with no intention of ever paying them back.

Get lost chocker. I'm not lending you any more fegs or fivers you freeloader.

by Limbodancer November 4, 2018

Toecutter

A member of a notorious group of freeloaders in the craigavon area.

I came down for a drink during the night and there was a toecutter sleeping on my kitchen floor.

by Limbodancer October 31, 2018

Harbour light

Another word for a shite.

I'll be out in 5 minutes after I do my harbour light.

by Limbodancer November 3, 2018