Definitions by Limbodancer

Swazzy

Sarcastic term for a skinny runt. Complete opposite of Arnold Schwarzenegger

Swazzy looks like death warmed up.

Swazzy by Limbodancer November 4, 2018

mala

Irish for bag. Also name given to an unattractive Irish language teacher.

Mala has just no control over her class.

mala by Limbodancer November 4, 2018

chocker 

Native of craigavon with a head that resembles a cube and speaks through clenched teeth. Usually asks people for cigarettes or money with no intention of ever paying them back.

Get lost chocker. I'm not lending you any more fegs or fivers you freeloader.

chocker by Limbodancer November 4, 2018

limbo dancer 

Someone who peeps under toilet doors.

Beware of the limbo dancers when you're on the throne.

limbo dancer by Limbodancer November 4, 2018

toilet blaster 

When you have diarrhoea and sit on the toilet and let rip and the force of the diarrhoea blasts the toilet.

I give a good toilet blaster today. You could have heard it at the other end of the street. I wouldn't like to be the poor person that has to clean that toilet.

toilet blaster by Limbodancer November 4, 2018

bark buster 

Another name for a 2 litre bottle of cider. Seems to have originated in Northern Ireland. Usually drunk by underage drinkers who can't afford anything else to drink.

I managed to scrounge £2 of my ma for a bark buster tonight. I'm gonna drink myself unconscious.

bark buster by Limbodancer November 4, 2018

sixteen ninety

Female who has the body of a sixteen year old and the face of a ninety year old.

Get me that girls number. No wait. On second thoughts don't. She's just turned round and she's a sixteen ninety.

sixteen ninety by Limbodancer November 4, 2018