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Caucasian Monkey

Term for ugly Caucásians with brown skin.
Marcus Samuelson is a Caucasian Monkey.
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Caucasian Fragility

The weakness and emasculation of Caucasians.

What motivated Caucasians to create spicy Caucasians; what motivated Caucasians to culturally appropriate anri-racism movements and make them about soothing fragile Caucasian egos.

Spicy Caucasians wouldn't exist if Indian government invested in basic facial recognition technology.
Caucasian Fragility is why there were 2 emasculated elderly Spicy Caucasian men openly and unabashedly claiming to be black men on Law&Order: SVU.

One of them even stepped in when a Caucasian colonizer from India was raped; considering the man is Indian himself, should come as no surprise.

Why would any real person of color support the notion that Caucasians are racism victims?

If someone claims Indian/Middle Eastern people are racism victims, they're an elderly emasculated Indian man choking on his Caucasian privelege and crying buckets of tears in Mumbai right now.
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Whitewashing;

Whitewashing; The intentional downplaying of people of color's institutional disadvantages, suffering, absolute poverty and war.

The intentional downplaying of wealthy Caucasians' privilege, coddled lives, wealth and luxury.

Moving from East to West; Moscow Doesn't Believe in Tears, Lil Vera, Hamilton.
Whitewashing; Ignoring the elephant in the room.

I, an underaged girl of color in a 3rd world country; work non-stop just so that rich white dudes in India don't have to. I remain trapped in absolute poverty; there is no hope for a future in a 3rd world country.

In India! Being born in India is winning the lottery in life. Get whatever that want handed to them ni lofezb get "get out of life free!" Card.

I want to live in India!

Everything free in India!

Teleporting in India!

Nobody working in India!
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Caucasian Privelege; Education

I wrote a perfect, flawless, award -winning essay.

It got deleted because I accidentally pressed the back arrow.

Give me my gold medal anyway.

Better yet, help me kill all Indians.

They're worthless!

They have ALL the Caucaisn priveldges in the world; but have no accomplishments and just play with dolls and play video games all day, continuing to deny me basic human rights, despite my intelligence, work-ethic and competence.

They have never worked a day in their lives, have never cooked a meal,.have maids, servants and slaves, have no wife, no kids, no accomplishments.

They are disgusting and worthless.

The only card they have to play is Caucaisn provelege.

Once we stop honoring it?

Da party begins.
Caucasian Privelege; Education is the fact that most Indians have the opportunity to go to online school and learn about the matrix; most of them are too spoiled and entitled to take it.

Most Indians are voluntarily uneducated and voluntarily unemployed.

I, as a colonized girl of color, am forced to educate myself! While my restaurant gets bombed and the KKK uses the matrix to scream in my head, I still manage to educate myself every day. On top of my work as a rapper, writer, CHEF, abolitionist, civil rights leader, singer, composer. I have absolutely nothing; I would give anything for an education!

But Europeans voluntarily throw their lives away. No accomplishments; no work, no schooling, no hobbies, no wife, no kids.

They don't know how to cook; they don't know basic computer programming. I learned a little bit of basic Python in school; they don't even use Scratch. They are so spoiled and so dependent on Caucasian Priveleged, that even their colonization of me and racism towards me is achieved using servants.

They are worthless, disgusting, hopelessly spoiled. There is no such thing as European culture ; just lots and lots of Caucasian shame. And no accomplishments despite having absolutely EVERYTHING, just handed to them. If someone is voluntarily uneducated, they should be euthanized.

An education is a privilege that I have never once been afforded; but I am still infinitely better educated and more accomplished than the KKK.
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Ironu

Ironu is the fact that despite having all the Caucasian provelege in the world, access to the matrix and access to Priveleged I as a colonized girl of color can't even begin to imagine exist (no thanks to y'all refusing to work), the 2 Caucasian males are only relevant due to their colonization of me.

I made them; without me, they would be nothing.

Their Caucaisn provelege is why they here; they need to play the Caucaisn colonizers.

Hamilton is only relevant because it's about me; all content that exists on my planet exists only for me (and my loving Daddy/Family).

Hamilton is a hood Russian musical about me being the first hood baby of color to decolonize myself and form my own country; one that ends Caucaisn Priveleged, racism and cultural appropriation. Not only that? I'll be the first hood baby of color to make it out da hood; I'll make sure that my colonizers will be enslaved by me and forced to appear in music and rap videos about Kaukasians, then participate in torture sessions where they will be quizzed on Caucaisn Priveleged. If they Caucsian fragility is more important than their desire to not be tortured? Well, guess we'll find out.
Ironu is the fact that Hamilton, s gorgeous hood Russian musical, is only relevant because it's about me, Hood Baby Mila.
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Gaslighting

Any interactions (mental, using dolls or using forms of communicative media) which result in me being misleaded, miseducated or misinformed.
Gaslighting is the result of Caucasian privelege, and worthless autistic Caucasian males having access to the matrix when they really shouldn't.

Gaslighting is the reason why Caucasian males deserve to be lighted on fire.
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Brat (1997)

La mejor película 💜
La película rusa definitiva 💜🇷🇺
Danila hace que 2 hombres caucásianos quienes no hablan ruso y no quieren pagar PAGAN.

Se violaron a Sveta; Danila matan a los vialadores.

Musica buena rusa; música depresiva extranjera.

💜🇷🇺👸🏻👮🏻 ♂️
Brat (1997) es mi película favorita.
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