Definitions by Lil Mayonnaise

Splooge Milk 

Another word for cum

Jack: Bro i saw Chad cleaning up his splooge milk in the bathroom.

Splooge Milk by Lil Mayonnaise August 2, 2018

Demi Lavoto Juice 

Heroin

Jack: I saw someone injecting Demi Lavoto Juice in that neighborhood

Demi Lavoto Juice by Lil Mayonnaise August 2, 2018

Mayonnaise Hands 

After you eat a jar of mayonnaise with your bare hands and your hands are sticky and it looks and feels like you came on your hands.

Brad: Yo I shook Chad's hand and it felt like there was cum on it
Jacob: No I think he just has mayonnaise hands.

Mayonnaise Hands by Lil Mayonnaise June 22, 2018