bean machine

a tool used to stimulate and pleasure females mostly.
Hunnie do you want to use your bean machine in bed tonight?
by Lil' Bean Muff January 02, 2009
mugGet the bean machinemug.

midget muff

a small midget pussy aka the vagine.
Look Johnny she has a midget muff. Is it not the smallest bean you ever seen?
by Lil' Bean Muff January 01, 2009
mugGet the midget muffmug.