Definitions by Lil' Bean Muff

bean machine 

a tool used to stimulate and pleasure females mostly.

Hunnie do you want to use your bean machine in bed tonight?

bean machine by Lil' Bean Muff January 2, 2009

midget muff

a small midget pussy aka the vagine.

Look Johnny she has a midget muff. Is it not the smallest bean you ever seen?

midget muff by Lil' Bean Muff January 1, 2009