Lil' Bean Muff's definitions

midget muff

a small midget pussy aka the vagine.

Look Johnny she has a midget muff. Is it not the smallest bean you ever seen?

by Lil' Bean Muff January 1, 2009

bean machine

a tool used to stimulate and pleasure females mostly.

Hunnie do you want to use your bean machine in bed tonight?

by Lil' Bean Muff January 2, 2009