1 definition by Lightning_Bone_Setter
A person who is miserable, overworked, and regrets every decision made after high school. Physicians are highly irritable, with frequent flashes of white hot rage. This is an outward symbol of their severe depression. Physicians often contemplate suicide, but usually due to family obligations they choose to remain a prisoner of the world they created. Physicians used to be happy people. Today they are miserable, just shells of the men and women of yesteryear.
"Dad, I was at Jimmy's house and his dad came in and smashed the PlayStation to smithereens. His teeth were showing and he was screaming curse words."
"It's ok son, Jimmy's dad is a physician. That's how they express themselves."
"It's ok son, Jimmy's dad is a physician. That's how they express themselves."
by Lightning_Bone_Setter January 7, 2019