mug

1. the face

2. to attack and rob someone

Those bastards tryed to mug my parents again.

by Light Joker May 22, 2006

eyes like pissholes in the snow

very bleary eyes, as seen on someone who is suffering from a hangover

Man, you have eyes like pissholes in the snow. Are you ill?

by Light Joker November 16, 2006

Motherfucking

(See Motherfucker to get the idea of the variant forms)
Wretched, disgusting, despicable.

That Motherfucking piece of nothing!

by Light Joker June 12, 2004

Captain Obvious

a person who states the obvoius as if nobody knew it already

Thank you very much Captain Obvious.

by Light Joker March 18, 2007

dank

1. very good

2. very bad

It was a thouroughly dank hotel.

by Light Joker January 07, 2006

talk on the big white phone

to vomit into the toilet

If he keeps drinking like that, not only will he have a hangover, but he will have to talk on the big white phone when he wakes up the next morning.

by Light Joker November 22, 2004

old fart

An old man, an old fellow(considered offensive to the elderly)

Why does the old fart keep on talking so much?

by Light Joker August 18, 2004