Light joker's definitions

jarhead

a person serving in the United States Marine corps

That guy who cussed you out must have been a jarhead.

by Light Joker January 19, 2007

all the rage

something extremely popular

Fanny packs were all the rage in the 90s.

by Light Joker April 17, 2005

The chosen one

A movie/TV show/video game cliche in which a legend says that a character in has been chosen by destiny to preform a task that nobody else can perform. It is the epitome of ultimate power.

In The Legend Legend of Zelda, Link is the chosen one.

by Light Joker August 4, 2004

cum

1. to ejaculate

2. to orgasm

3. semen

He was so horny, he thought he was gonna cum in his pants.

by Light Joker May 8, 2007

tunnel vision

narrow or restricted vision, especially if limited to seeing only what is in front

If it wasn't for his tunnel vision, he wouldn't fall so much.

by Light Joker March 22, 2006

tool

1. a stupid or gullible person

2. the penis

That kid is such a tool it ain't funny.

by Light Joker April 12, 2007

two cents

your advice, usually when it is not requested

Don't let them add their two cents in. It is not worth listening to.

by Light Joker October 13, 2006