morning wood

an erection that occurs when you wake up in the morning

I woke up with a morning wood today.

by Light Joker September 05, 2005

(as) jober as a sudge

very sober, not drunk(from a deliberate spoonerism on sober as a judge)

Of course I have not had any drinks tonight, I am obviously as jober as a sudge.

by Light Joker October 19, 2004

VIP

(Pronounced as seperate letters)

A very important person

Here comes our resident VIP.

by Light Joker November 26, 2005

take the piss out of

to mock, to make fun of

Don't take the piss out of a good cook.

by Light Joker December 21, 2005

fluke

something that happens solely due to luck

It was just a fluke that you won. You won't be so lucky next time.

by Light Joker January 04, 2006

up an at 'em

get active and get busy

Lets go, move it, up an at 'em.

by Light joker January 14, 2007

Phat

cool, great, excellent (from an alternate spelling of fat)

That show is totally phat.

by Light Joker March 23, 2005