blown away

overwhelmed, extremely impressed

I was blown away by his performance.

by Light Joker March 10, 2005

birdturd

a despicable person =prick

I don't want to see that birdturds's face again.

by Light Joker October 30, 2004

clean someone's clock

to strike and punish someone

I am about ready to clean someone's clock.

by Light Joker April 27, 2006

skid mark

an unclean brownish mark on one's underpants

If you would just wipe yourself properly you wouldn't have to deal with a skid mark every time you pulled your pants down.

by Light Joker April 09, 2006

pee

to urinate (see also piss, whiz)

He had to pee so badly, he was in pain.

by Light Joker December 16, 2004

chump

a stupid or gullible person

You chumps don't have a clue what this guy is up to.

by Light Joker April 21, 2005

the boogieman

1.an imaginary monster that children believe hides under the bed or in the closet to scare people

2. any false threath

Parents have been known to tell thier children that if tehy don't (insert chore or task here) the boogieman will get them.

by Light Joker May 12, 2007