Definitions by Light Joker

fart 

1. to expel gas through the anus.

2. a man, a fellow.

ew, did he just fart?

fart by Light Joker August 10, 2004

long hair 

1. a hippy(hippies were long haired, drug using youths of the 1960s)

2. an intelectual(from the stereotype of intelectuals as having long hair and wearing glasses)

It looks like long hair has will never be using drugs again.

long hair by Light Joker August 10, 2004

poop

1. excrement, feces

2. to defecate

3. information

We stop at the nearest rest stop because I have to poop.

poop by Light Joker August 9, 2004

expect the unexpected 

Expect that what is not predicted will happen.

Person 1: I did not expect you to be here

person 2: expect the unexpected.

expect the unexpected by Light Joker August 8, 2004

wee-wee 

1. the penis

2. to urinate

Hey, stop staring at my wee-wee.

wee-wee by Light Joker August 7, 2004

scorpion 

A scorpion is an invertebrate that usually lives in deserts. They posess a pair of claws and a tail equiped with a poisonous stinger. They are related to Spiders and other arachnids. If you live in a desert, make sure none of them get into your house. Thier venom can make you quite sick.

Scientists say that the ancestors of Scorpions lived in the sea.

scorpion by Light Joker August 6, 2004

Bakers Dozen 

Thirteen(derived from devil's dozen where baker=devil)

I got a Bakers Dozen at Dunkin Donuts.

Bakers Dozen by Light Joker August 4, 2004