Mutually Assured Destruction

When a couple mutually decide at the same time to end a relationship with no chance of ever being in relationship with one another ever again. Basically Nuke with Salted Earth only both mutually agree and launch nukes with salted earth at the same time. Or in response to knowing a break up notice is approaching.
Kyle and Kimberly are not together; it was mutually assured destruction.
by Liberation Theology October 29, 2019
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Brady Bunch Moment

A Brady Bunch Moment is when you have children and you propose marriage to a woman you just met that has children.
They have 7 kids because both of them had kids from before and he married her in a Brady Bunch Moment
by Liberation Theology August 11, 2019
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Balloon Payment

When something that was easy suddenly becomes overwhelmingly difficult.
I thought being with Rebecca was easy; but after we got married I was hit with the balloon payment.
by Liberation Theology May 14, 2014
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A co worker who is not the boss who acts like they are the boss, prison guard, and chief bean counter.
James put a bag of trash in my office because they have delusions of grant recipient grandeur
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Jerry's equation

Jerry's equation is based upon the concept of a type 2 error in statistical analysis. A type 2 error is thinking that a relationship is not failing when it really is. This is also known as a false negative or negative error.
He drove all the way to Charlotte to just have her tell him she was cleaning the house and he is still with her. Homeboy better wake up to Jerry's equation.
by Liberation Theology December 10, 2019
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Nuke with Salted Earth

The act of blocking and deleting a person from social media, phone and everything else given with an explanation of why a relationship will never work; forever destroying the possibility of ever meeting again. Much more polite and complete than ghosting. A relationship nuked is utterly destroyed and forever gone.
I found out she does meth so I had to nuke with Salted Earth our relationship.
by Liberation Theology August 21, 2019
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Butt Job

A Butt Job is employment that is extremely easy; usually a desk job where you set on your butt.
I am tired of lifting all this sh*t at the store. Damn I need a butt job
by Liberation Theology August 20, 2019
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