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Swillswop

The practice of showing a greta wine label to guests and serving a much cheaper one at dinner.
Wendy, did you ser that Greg showed us a premier cru but ended up pulling a swillswop and serving us a 2 buck chuck?
by Li XiaoLong August 6, 2022
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Clinger

A typically large ball of feces hanging out of a dog's butt suspended on grass, or other strand, that won't release.
Hey Wendy, Bently has another clinger, your turn to remove it.
by Li XiaoLong June 9, 2018
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Maskophelia

A psychiatric disorder where one finds a person wearing a face mask particularly sexually attractive.
Wendy thinks our son has Maskophelia because he finds face-mask wearing women particularly attractive.
by Li XiaoLong October 1, 2020
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Fakadian

A person that calls themselves a Canadian, but really only bought a passport or affiliation.
Good afternoon my friendly fakadians, Wendy told me that you wanted to become citizens of Canada and thank you for your payment.
by Li XiaoLong November 21, 2020
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melpyou

An abbreviated way to ask the question, "May I Help You?". Typically used by counter workers in the fast food industry, but not exclusively by them.
Good morning Wendy, welcome to McDonalds, melpyou?
by Li XiaoLong July 6, 2016
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googleator

A Googleator is a tool used to search for something on the internet. This is a generic term typically used when asking someone for a device to search (without having to ask for a "smart phone" or "tablet" or "laptop" or whatever). It simplifies the question without having to worry about what type of device they have.
"Hey Wendy, do you have your Googleator because I am trying to settle an argument and need to search the internet".
by Li XiaoLong June 9, 2016
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polldangled

The practice of creating polls to show that a group is ahead of another with the intent of raising more support from the target group and discouraging the opponent.
What a great result Wendy, we certainly polldangled them to the point where they didn't bother voting.
by Li XiaoLong November 5, 2020
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