cocklaser

an insult when playing a particular video game where projectiles fire from out of your crotch. also a term used when a nerd wants to cum in a girls mouth. like that ever happens
eat cocklaser bastard
by Lex Luthor August 01, 2004
mugGet the cocklasermug.

soily

an occasion, situation or person which leave you with an unsavory or dodgy experience.
you sir are a soily bastard
by Lex Luthor August 01, 2004
mugGet the soilymug.