Definitions by Lex Luthor

soily 

an occasion, situation or person which leave you with an unsavory or dodgy experience.

you sir are a soily bastard

soily by Lex Luthor August 1, 2004

cocklaser 

an insult when playing a particular video game where projectiles fire from out of your crotch. also a term used when a nerd wants to cum in a girls mouth. like that ever happens

eat cocklaser bastard

cocklaser by Lex Luthor August 1, 2004