2 definitions by Lex Hamilton

the rubio

Shitting in a mouth and then watching a friend fuck the mouth to climax.

After a hard night of drinking, my friend and I decided to give the Rubio to my wife.

by Lex Hamilton November 11, 2015

Trumpcest

When your father is the father of your children, because it’s just what you do when you’re the greatest and use the biggest words.

Observing the lines of orange-tinged children lining streets of the Moscow, Putin marveled, boasting “Has Trumpcest finally come for mother Russia?!?”

by Lex Hamilton August 3, 2018