Definitions by Lesley's Mom

butt log 

A massive turd that is placed anywhere but a toilet.

Lesley's Mom dropped a heinous from the anus butt log on your mom.

butt log by Lesley's Mom December 29, 2007

Naked S'mores 

A sexual act involving a boy scout master, boy scouts, graham crackers, chocolate, and marshmallows.

Bob, did you enjoy your naked s'mores on the jamboree?

Naked S'mores by Lesley's Mom November 11, 2007

and gash 

Used at the end of any sentence to offend the recipient as a reference to a vagina. Especially good to use after the phrase, your mom.

I hung out with your mom last night, and gash.

and gash by Lesley's Mom November 10, 2007