Lesley's Mom's definitions

and gash

Used at the end of any sentence to offend the recipient as a reference to a vagina. Especially good to use after the phrase, your mom.

I hung out with your mom last night, and gash.

by Lesley's Mom November 10, 2007

butt log

A massive turd that is placed anywhere but a toilet.

Lesley's Mom dropped a heinous from the anus butt log on your mom.

by Lesley's Mom December 29, 2007

Naked S'mores

A sexual act involving a boy scout master, boy scouts, graham crackers, chocolate, and marshmallows.

Bob, did you enjoy your naked s'mores on the jamboree?

by Lesley's Mom November 11, 2007