Les Pretend's definitions

olla kalla

this word is greek for all's good this is were our modern o.k comes from.

Guy 1:how you doing, bitch
Guy 2:Olla kalla, man
Guy 1:WTF?

by Les Pretend May 13, 2005

charver

a group of idiots from the north east of england, who hang around in crews of around 30 to give a combined IQ of 2.5 they wear fake everything. I think the girls hair is fake. They have around 7 offspring in their lifetime often with assorted fathers. Nobody likes these bastards.

How man fuck off man y' steroid takin freak d'ya want us to show ya how radge i can get.
English:I'd watch it if i was you do you want a demo of my mental unstableness.
Watch ya back dazza he's skivved up
English:proceed with caution darren he appears to have a weapon.

by Les Pretend February 28, 2005

crib

a place where a charver sleeps at night more common names include bed, wanking pit.

how like im gannin hame to me crib for a bit kip

by Les Pretend February 28, 2005