Definitions by Leonidas of Alexandria

Pseudo-Sarcasm 

When one person attempts to be sarcastic but their sarcastic comment is actually true for the situation.

Therapist: You have depression, you need some pills for that.
Rachel: Fine, show me these "anti-depressants"! *sarcastically*
Therapist:they are called Anti-Depressants, so sarcasm, denied.
Rachel: Well, thats some Pseudo-Sarcasm...

Pseudo-Sarcasm by Leonidas of Alexandria March 4, 2024

Whitey Tighty 

A derogatory term, used to refer to whites as "normies", typically by other races mainly African-Americans.
This deals with a hatred of stereotypically white things, like Pumpkin Spice Lattes.

Person 1 (white): Hey you wanna go out for Pumpkin Spice Lattes?
Person 2 (Other Race): You wanna go clap when the plane lands too, don't you Mr Whitey Tighty?

Whitey Tighty by Leonidas of Alexandria March 4, 2024

Apeism 

The human urge to simply resort to our Primal, Apelike instincts, and live in the wild like other apes.

Person 1: Hey did you hear about that man who lived in the woods for years?
Person 2: Yeah, he got lost and resorted to apeism I think

Apeism by Leonidas of Alexandria March 4, 2024

IPad Parents 

Parents whom, instead of engaging with their child themselves, give the child an electronic device, usually an IPad, and let the IPad keep the child busy rather than them.

I had IPAD Parents growing up, I didn't even know their names until I was 9.

IPad Parents by Leonidas of Alexandria March 4, 2024

Skibidi Toilet Syndrome 

The mental problems plaguing Gen Alpha due to Short Form Video Content, as well as new memes and slang terms such as "Rizz, Gyatt, Fanum Tax" etc.
This causes them to have reduced attention spans, lowered intelligence, and a tendency to repeat memes and slang at random times.

*a child runs around doing a tiktok dance and yelling Gen A slang*
"Gees, that kid must have Skibidi Toilet Syndrome."

Skibidi Toilet Syndrome by Leonidas of Alexandria March 4, 2024