Leonidas of Alexandria's definitions

Richiter

A rich person who pretends and acts like a middle class person, typically deeming themselves Upper Middle Class.

Person 1 (rich): Yeah, everyone thinks I'm soooo rich, like I didn't have a mansion at the top of hill... it was at the bottom.
Person 2: Jesus man, don't be such a Richiter.

by Leonidas of Alexandria March 5, 2024

Schrodingers Jerk

A jerk whom says something mean or offensive, if it is taken well he takes it seriously, if it is taken badly he plays it off as a joke.

Tom would always say racist things and then say joking when we got mad, such a Schrodingers Jerk.

by Leonidas of Alexandria March 5, 2024

Capper

A person who feels the need to constantly correct others, or prove their lies incorrect, also known as capping.

John was a big capper, barging into our conversation and disproving my friends story of him going fishing because that species didn't exist in the USA.

by Leonidas of Alexandria March 5, 2024

Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

Extreme boredom while doing something on a computer or other device, so bored that they begin to look at nearby objects like the keys for entertainment.

I was so tired in the Zoom Meeting today, I've gone totally qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm!

by Leonidas of Alexandria March 4, 2024

Turpiseu

Derived from Latin meaning, ugly nice, it means a character who looks vicious or scary but is actually very sweet.

Hey did you read the book about that giant.
Yeah he was a real turpiseu, never expected him to be nice!

by Leonidas of Alexandria March 4, 2024