Apeism

The human urge to simply resort to our Primal, Apelike instincts, and live in the wild like other apes.

Person 1: Hey did you hear about that man who lived in the woods for years?
Person 2: Yeah, he got lost and resorted to apeism I think

by Leonidas of Alexandria March 05, 2024

Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

Extreme boredom while doing something on a computer or other device, so bored that they begin to look at nearby objects like the keys for entertainment.

I was so tired in the Zoom Meeting today, I've gone totally qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm!

by Leonidas of Alexandria March 05, 2024

Nigstick

A tiny or scrawny black person.

Being a nigstick, Matthew was much smaller than his other black friends.

by Leonidas of Alexandria March 06, 2024

Pseudo-Sarcasm

When one person attempts to be sarcastic but their sarcastic comment is actually true for the situation.

Therapist: You have depression, you need some pills for that.
Rachel: Fine, show me these "anti-depressants"! *sarcastically*
Therapist:they are called Anti-Depressants, so sarcasm, denied.
Rachel: Well, thats some Pseudo-Sarcasm...

by Leonidas of Alexandria March 05, 2024

Globomutt

A full white person who, in an attempt to seem special or like a minority, will say "Oh I'm Irish" or "Oh I'm Brazilian" when in reality they have maybe 2% Brazilian or Irish DNA.

Person 1: Yeah so I'm Brazilian, I'm Native American, I'm Irish, I'm Russian, I'm Libyan, I'm India...
Person 2: Oh shut up! Don't be such a globomutt.

by Leonidas of Alexandria March 05, 2024