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Definitions by Leonid117

1. A smartphone by Apple with polarizing opinions regarding its existence, the cause of the rivalry between the religions of iOS vs. Android.

2. Word anyone older than Gen X uses to denote any smartphone. (i.e. The same people that called an iPod Touch an iTouch of decades past).
1. A: Did you hear about Sadio Mane's cracked iPhone? He's so frugal!

B: If he really was frugal, then he should have bought an Android instead.

2. C: You kids these days with 'em fancy eye-phones and eye-watches, I still use my flip phone I bought from the pawn shop!
iPhone by Leonid117 February 17, 2022

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A credit card which most stores within the US now accept, but usually has a tiny credit limit.

They used to be a decent credit card company with generous credit limits and various purchase protections and deals alongside its good customer service, but now that is all in the past and they are behind even Capital One.
My Discover card I had since 2018 finally went from a limit of $250 to $1000 in 2022, so I went to the audio/video store to buy an LED TV.

The store took my Discover card, but a week later I changed my mind and decided to get a refund, only for the store to tell me "that's too bad". I called up Discover and they also told me "too bad, we haven't offered refund protection since 2018".

Now there's a broken TV in my spunk dungeon.
Discover by Leonid117 January 29, 2022