Definitions by Leonard Jones

The Middleburg Long Rifle

When a guy bends over and his woman grips his gear from underneath, with 3 finger around his satchel and her index finger on his wang and her thumb is pressed on his brown eye. When she pulls her index finger a pull like a trigger hew shouts "pew,pew,pew!"

Sophie used Jack like the middleburg long rifle.

The Middleburg Long Rifle by Leonard Jones February 28, 2026

pootrients 

The nutrients in poop absorbed by plants.

The tree absorbed all the pootrients that it could.

pootrients by Leonard Jones January 21, 2022

Necrolaughter 

Noun. Laughter that becomes so intense that it cause death due to suffocation.

He died from necrolaughter.

Necrolaughter by Leonard Jones October 27, 2014

cree 

1. n. The back of the knee. fusing the word crease with knee and forming cree.

my cree is itching.

cree by Leonard Jones March 10, 2014

super-fucking-fantastic 

Like fantastic only better, hence the super part of the word, but then even better than that so the word FUCKING is added to ensure true power upon its essence of be so unbelievably profound.

That Sloppy Joe was super-fucking-fantastic!

super-fucking-fantastic by Leonard Jones March 10, 2014