Definitions by LeonHart

Fucked the Cookie 

When you do a random online search and you are constantly bombarded with ads for that item.

I only looked up butt plugs on eBay that one time and now I'm getting ads on Facebook! I must have really fucked the cookie.

Fucked the Cookie by Leonhart January 9, 2019

Crab Bitch 

Someone who doesn't want to touch crabs when picking them apart to eat.

Phil won't break apart the crabs body. He's such a crab bitch.

Crab Bitch by Leonhart August 19, 2017

Wall Tease 

A person who often writes open, leading statements on social networking sites to prompt questions, when they in fact have no intention of divulging further information.

A means of getting attention.

Person A: "Why do I always trust him when he always does the same things?"

Person B: "What happened?"

Person A: "Oh it's not important"

Person B: "Why did you bring it up then you Wall Tease!"

Wall Tease by Leonhart September 11, 2012

Neutral Grounds 

Neutral Grounds is where LeonHart and GodsSon engaged in an epic battle of retardation.

GodsSon: Lets do this proper, on neutral grounds. this is serious business.
LeonHart: Sure, bring your crackwhore mother.

Neutral Grounds by LeonHart May 30, 2008