A misspelling of ‘officer’ commonly used as a gag in media to indicate that a character got caught driving under the influence and are sucky as hell at hiding it for obvious reasons. It’s a pretty funny gag but I think the swapping of ‘officer’ and ‘problem’ in the sentence ‘what seems to be the problem, officer?’ like they did in South Park once (among other shows) is funnier but oh well
“Excuse me sir, do you have any idea about the speed at which you were driving?”
“Erm……… nnoooo, ociffer, I haven’t the foggiest—”
“…Did you just call me ociffer?”
“Erm……… nnoooo, ociffer, I haven’t the foggiest—”
“…Did you just call me ociffer?”
by LeoTheKilljoy January 07, 2024
Someone who discriminates against people with disabilities, mental or physical. Can be unintentional, but is just as often intentional and malicious, which is why it’s discrimination. Basically, discrimination is being a dick to anyone of any group of people with a trait or aspect of their lives that they didn’t choose and cannot control, like race, sexuality, gender, functioning, etc. Ableism is NOT:
- something made up by annoying people who apparently get ‘triggered’ at everything
- something that should be joked about or treated casually. Ableism is a serious issue and affects the lives of many people.
TL,DR: if you’re an ableist you’re a prick who belittles disabled people (whether intentionally or unintentionally). Don’t be a prick.
- something made up by annoying people who apparently get ‘triggered’ at everything
- something that should be joked about or treated casually. Ableism is a serious issue and affects the lives of many people.
TL,DR: if you’re an ableist you’re a prick who belittles disabled people (whether intentionally or unintentionally). Don’t be a prick.
Bob: that guy in a wheelchair is a fucking spaz, he shouldn’t come here.
Dave: Jeez, man. That’s really ableist, not cool.
(Basically, don’t call disabled people stuff like spaz or advocate to remove them from public spaces, for example, cuz that’s shitty)
Dave: Jeez, man. That’s really ableist, not cool.
(Basically, don’t call disabled people stuff like spaz or advocate to remove them from public spaces, for example, cuz that’s shitty)
by LeoTheKilljoy January 06, 2024
Basically nitrous oxide when used as a recreational drug. It’s effects are much like being drunk, but like, the good kind of drunk I think. They are immediate but they only last for a few minutes. The safest way to take it is to release some nitrous oxide into a balloon and sniff it from that. If you’re planning on taking it be careful though, cuz it is a drug and its consumption as such is illegal. Also be safe because I don’t want to be the indirect reason for anyone getting frostbite, being hospitalised or straight up fucking DYING, so don’t say I didn’t warn you but knock yourself out as long as you’re careful. Don’t literally knock yourself out though.
by LeoTheKilljoy January 07, 2024
A really cool song by hit American rock band My Chemical Romance (often abbreviated to MCR or My Chem)
by LeoTheKilljoy October 21, 2023