Tonsil hockey

Icky yucky mouth to mouth sex for people who don’t want/can’t have actual sex. You lubricate each others’ tongues nice and slimy with your own tongue and make annoying noises. Also if you’re that one mf who won’t shut up about that one other mf (you KNOW who you are) then you’re going to be a boastful little bastard about it for way too long as if other people were jealous of you when NOBODY IS and you’re EMBARRASSING YOURSELF by trying to show off your PRIVATE LIFE in PUBLIC and then you can’t take the hint as to why NOBODY IS APPLAUDING YOU AND YOU THINK YOU’RE SOOOOOOO INTERESTING FOR GETTIN’ SLIMY IN THEIR SLIMY PIE HOLE BUT NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT IT STOP TALKING ABOUT IT AND

“I may or may not have kissed redacted today, hehe”
“FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR TONSIL HOCKEY MATCHES WITH SIR WOOBIE HIMSELF”

by LeoTheKilljoy January 08, 2024

Enema

Inserting liquids into your anus for medical purposes. Seriously. This is an actual thing.

“My asshole feels like I just set it on fire before giving myself a vodka enema with disastrous results”
“Dude, TMI”

by LeoTheKilljoy January 06, 2024

Weeb

Someone who likes anime. Can be pretty embarrassing at times, or have suspicious internet activity, since a lot of anime’s have questionable content in them, but they can be alright people, I guess. As long as they're not creepy and just like anime, maybe collect some figures of characters or something, then they’re pretty cool people. Don’t judge a book by its cover I suppose. Note that not all anime enjoyers like to use this label due to its modern perception. But in the end, if you consider yourself a weeb, then knock yourself out.

Guy 1: Are you a weeb?
Guy 2: I am a big fan of naruto and spyxfamily, but I wouldn’t consider myself that. I really like anime, but it’s not a huge part of my life.
Guy 1: Oh. Okay.

by LeoTheKilljoy January 06, 2024

Expand dong

A phalloplasty. Can refer to the experience of both cis dudes and trans dudes.

“My expand dong is only two weeks away, I’m pretty excited”

by LeoTheKilljoy January 06, 2024