LeoTheKilljoy's definitions
Icky yucky mouth to mouth sex for people who don’t want/can’t have actual sex. You lubricate each others’ tongues nice and slimy with your own tongue and make annoying noises. Also if you’re that one mf who won’t shut up about that one other mf (you KNOW who you are) then you’re going to be a boastful little bastard about it for way too long as if other people were jealous of you when NOBODY IS and you’re EMBARRASSING YOURSELF by trying to show off your PRIVATE LIFE in PUBLIC and then you can’t take the hint as to why NOBODY IS APPLAUDING YOU AND YOU THINK YOU’RE SOOOOOOO INTERESTING FOR GETTIN’ SLIMY IN THEIR SLIMY PIE HOLE BUT NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT IT STOP TALKING ABOUT IT AND
“I may or may not have kissed redacted today, hehe”
“FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR TONSIL HOCKEY MATCHES WITH SIR WOOBIE HIMSELF”
“FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR TONSIL HOCKEY MATCHES WITH SIR WOOBIE HIMSELF”
by LeoTheKilljoy January 8, 2024
Get the Tonsil hockeymug. Someone who likes anime. Can be pretty embarrassing at times, or have suspicious internet activity, since a lot of anime’s have questionable content in them, but they can be alright people, I guess. As long as they're not creepy and just like anime, maybe collect some figures of characters or something, then they’re pretty cool people. Don’t judge a book by its cover I suppose. Note that not all anime enjoyers like to use this label due to its modern perception. But in the end, if you consider yourself a weeb, then knock yourself out.
Guy 1: Are you a weeb?
Guy 2: I am a big fan of naruto and spyxfamily, but I wouldn’t consider myself that. I really like anime, but it’s not a huge part of my life.
Guy 1: Oh. Okay.
Guy 2: I am a big fan of naruto and spyxfamily, but I wouldn’t consider myself that. I really like anime, but it’s not a huge part of my life.
Guy 1: Oh. Okay.
by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024
Get the Weebmug. Gummy bears that basically just act as laxatives. Diarrhea hell ensues. They have funny reviews on Amazon.
by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024
Get the Sugar free gummy bearsmug. Every fangirl’s favourite mental nuclear missile. ‘Frerard’ is the ship name for Frank Iero and Gerard Way, the rhythm guitarist and frontman of My Chemical Romance, respectively. It all started when the duo had a reputation for their ‘stage gayness’ in which they fought homophobia by acting, as the words ‘stage gayness’ suggests, gay on stage for each other. They never dated, to clarify, and they never had any actual romantic feelings for each other as far as we know (and as far as we should be concerned, because that’s pretty personal), and they’re both married to women and have children now, but when they did do the stage gay stuff, it was because they loved making homophobes uncomfortable. This kind of backfired because they found out that people were… into that. Really into it. The entire band ended up knowing of the *explicit* slash fanfiction (the 2000s emo/alternative scene was a fucking time if I’ve ever seen one) and shipping the weirdass fans turned their statement into. So they decided to stop with their stage gay duo act. Sadly, that didn’t stop the manic emo dream kids, and that’s why frerard crap still pops up on my tumblr dashboard occasionally to this day. These shippers need to be stopped or so help me.
Random emo: Hey, I wonder if there are any good mcr fics on heeeEEEEROH GOD IT’S FRERARD AGAIN OH GOD OH SHIT
by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024
Get the Frerardmug.